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Oct. 13th, 2006 @ 04:02 pm (no subject)
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reflextoresist:
If Charlotte NC has one of the largest and most diversified single populations- why can't I find a date?

Also,
What are the chances of my having a real date (he picks me up, we go to dinner, etc) in the near future?
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From:stacye13
Date:October 13th, 2006 08:23 pm (UTC)
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Depends on how low cut your shirts are!
Oh, unless I have assumed wrong and you are a dude. Then give a sock in the pants a try.
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From:dawankler
Date:October 13th, 2006 11:16 pm (UTC)
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A large and diversified single population does not necessarily mean a blind, deaf, and mortally desperate single population. I have no clue as to what you look like and how your personality is, but I think I can safely conclude that it is not highly desirable since you're sitting at home on a Friday afternoon asking a random LiveJournal community why it's so hard to find a date. If it's really that important to you head to your nearest bar tonight, buy some guy 20 shots of tequila and somehow convince him that it's a good idea to give you his number so that you may stalk and pester him until he'll take you out in a bizzare attempt to get you to leave him alone.

As far as the second question, did you really have to ask it? Didn't you pretty much answer it yourself with the first question? I think your problem goes even deeper than I originally thought.
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From:dawankler
Date:October 14th, 2006 12:05 am (UTC)
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DO NOT QUESTION THE PROPHECIES OF DAWANKLER THE ORACLE!!