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Jun. 13th, 2005 @ 07:13 am (no subject)
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Fish ?
Mar. 20th, 2005 @ 11:19 pm Ponderances
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Even oracles don't have all the answers.Collapse )
Feb. 19th, 2005 @ 01:56 am Oh Great and Wise Oracle
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Why do birds suddenly appear?

Every time?

You are near?
Feb. 18th, 2005 @ 06:04 pm I must know...
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Tell me I've been bad...
Please enlighten me... this question has plagued me for weeks.

In theory, if a rod of some extreme length (let's just say 10 miles) was fabricated out of a very dense material (such as lead) and then suspended to allow it to move a small distance (an inch or so) relatively freely, what would happen if you pushed on one end?

Would someone at the other end immediately see movement? Or would the movement pass through the rod like a wave at some sub-light speed?

If the movement was immediately seen at the other end - would that not mean it is possible to transfer information instantly (faster than the speed of light) even though the rod itself was moving at sub-light speed?

If the movement travels down the rod as a wave, wouldn't that mean that for that period of time the rod has actually gotten 1 inch shorter? What happened to that 1 inch? What if, during this transfer time someone else pushed on the opposite end?

Thank you, oh divine ones!
Feb. 18th, 2005 @ 05:11 pm (no subject)
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Oh, great and powerful oracle...

How much wood would a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood?
Feb. 18th, 2005 @ 10:13 am (no subject)
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Oh great and wise oracle, what time is it?
Dec. 31st, 2004 @ 12:17 pm Oh, great oracles...
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2 Questions:
1) I'm filling in for a gal whose job I'd LOVE while she's on maternity leave. I kind of do, kind of don't want her to come back, because I would/wouldn't like her job. Will she come back after her first baby?

2) Ohhh, great oracle, when should I go off the pill so that we might become pregnant this fall? Also, should we become pregnant this fall or sooner? I will be 28 this January, and my husband is 31. SWAK xoxo
Dec. 31st, 2004 @ 10:31 am Oh wise peeps, hook me up!
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Oh wise and mighty oracles! Hear my request, I beseech thee!

1. Gimme stats on Da Baby! I'm due 24-28 March (there's discrepancies on the due date depending on the midwife vs. the ultrasound). When will the baby be born, how much will he weigh, how long will I be in labor, and how much hair will he have?

2. What's up with 2005? Will I get a job? Win the lottery? Be immortalized in a dorktowerfeed strip? Gimme the low-down!

3. How can I completely and utterly spoil my (expanding) family this coming year?

*leaves incense smouldering and an offering of fresh cookies*
Dec. 31st, 2004 @ 10:27 am (no subject)
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Oh great Oracles...Where have all the cowboys gone?!?!?!
Nov. 14th, 2004 @ 02:41 pm (no subject)
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What do I have to do to pass Ochem?