Oh wise and mighty oracles! Hear my request, I beseech thee!
1. Gimme stats on Da Baby! I'm due 24-28 March (there's discrepancies on the due date depending on the midwife vs. the ultrasound). When will the baby be born, how much will he weigh, how long will I be in labor, and how much hair will he have?
2. What's up with 2005? Will I get a job? Win the lottery? Be immortalized in a dorktowerfeed
strip? Gimme the low-down!
3. How can I completely and utterly spoil my (expanding) family this coming year?
*leaves incense smouldering and an offering of fresh cookies*